The Gold Club is the only...

The Gold Club is the only place in the area if you're in the downtown area, and GOOD LUCK finding it. You actually come in behind it when you put the Chancellor St address on maps; it's in an alley opposite a parking garage and you can just see the sign from the street.

Inside, it's surprisingly nice; your met with a tiny but clean and well lit room, backed by a single dance platform and a bar on your right. I paid a $5 cover, and bought a $6 beer from a -preposterously- rude bartender, who literally sighed as she had to look up from her phone. It was an incredibly terrible experience; I've never seen anything like it. When you set a new low bar for service at a strip club, you're really working hard.

The girls in this club are SPECTACULAR. Way hotter than anything I expected. Unfortunately, mileage was pretty low, and the girl I got dances from could not have been lazier. She was GORGEOUS; a slim brunette named "Dahlia" who looked incredibly similar to Anne Hathaway. Unfortunately, her "lap dance" was more just her sitting in my lap and talking to me. For $30/4 minutes, that's a pretty awful deal.