Nomination for the National Register of Historic Places

On the way to Philly I knew I had to try out this spot. I was in a New York state of mind as a Billy Joel fan. As other reviewers have noted, it is not aesthetically pleasing at all. But a similar type of set-up in Las Vegas (Showgirl Video) is much more skeezy! But all said, if you have never been to a live peep show... do it! Bring some singles to feed into the machine and watch a over-the-hill entertainer flash her wares. It's what our forefathers would have wanted. It's a veritable rite of passage for perverts. So, after the novelty wore off, I took a couple laps around the booths o' girls. Mid-week afternoons are certainly not A-list; two AA dancers and two white girls. One AA was 40+ and rough, the other AA was late 20s or so and thick. The white girls were average; however, a pierced and tatted angel by the name of Cherry was pick of the litter. I inquired about the arrangement at this Carnival and she was happy to oblige. I asked about a private dance and she led me toward the small wood-paneled room. I handed my $40 to an attendant and we were in. She did not offer the menu prior to our going in, so I was unsure as to the mileage. She mentioned that guys come here to come. I was pleasantly surprised with her encouraging me to give her access to my unit with no mention of tipping levels. She was my uptown girl that day, and she has certainly got a talent singing into the mic. Cherry suggested I see her doggie or Greek. But given her way of singing me a lullaby I tipped my hat. I would certainly like have a Greek session with her while pinching her piercings. We had a good conversation as I wiped away the tears from one eye. Apparently one can enjoy Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra with multiple entertainers within one room; she regaled me with a tale of ordering two males to play with three other entertainers. I thought one could pay just the $40 cover fee and tip out all the dancers. So, $160 to the house and tips to each, and one can order up a porn star fantasy. Could be worth doing at least for the story. So, fellow mongers, get to this place at least once in your life! I officially nominate Carnival for the National Register of Historic Places.