Maybe just the wrong time of day

Visited mid afternoon during the week and thought I would grab a quick drink and let the traffic clear out. Came in and I was the only customer and the one dance stepped onto the stage in the middle of the bar area and the DJ through on a song. She did her 3 sets and never removed so much as a stitch of clothes from her fat ass or flat chest. Then came around begging for tips. Thankfully a couple of guys came in and she moved over to them as I slurped down my drink and hit the road. Sitting in rush hour traffic was actually more exciting than watching an overweight stripper in a bikini. Not fun, but I might try again if in the area later in the evening.