Fuck you jackie

Well I had a better time than expected based on the dancers. There is a valet. $5 I think. Upon entry, $7 cover and walk through metal detector and pat down. The set up is not ideal. The only seating is at the stages. The main room has 2 stages with bars and a a stage connecting them in the center. Only the stage closest to the entrance and the central stage were in use. However because of the bar you have to ball your tip up and throw it at the stage so the only real interaction during her set is the central stage since there's no bar distancing the seats from the stage. The outskirts of the main room are lined with reserved tables. Since the first stage was full and I wasn't really interested in any of the dancers yet anyway, I sat at the last stage that wasn't in use and got started on a Miller lite($5.50). I watched all of the dancers at some point in the night and quite frankly wasn't really motivated to get up and tip any of them. There were about 8-12 throughout the night and probably 4 or 5 of them black. There are also lots of tattoos. I think all the white girls had at least some. However, there was only a whooping 2 dancers in the thick/curvy variety(ironically none of the black girls.) The rest were thin with small or flat butts. But at least most of them had cute faces. I finally moved around once it became apparent I would have to be the agressor if I wanted any attention.(except from a few of the black girls and the lone Asian.) I caught one of the curvy ones on the floor and asked for a dance. She claimed to have just dances for an indian and "wanted to go get some body spray". Made me chuckle but I was prepared to give up on her if she wasn't interested. I managed to get another dancer in the back in meantime. It was good enough. Full contact as she didn't stop my wandering hands. Not as much grinding as I would have liked(i think she was more interested in the champagne room, she mentioned it a few times.) after 3 dances at $25 apiece(paid afterwards to the song counter) back out on the floor looking one last time for the first one I had my eye on. Well she finally came over to me(i didn't think she would as she was in the back with her friend my guess is he took them for double lap dances and then she spent a while socializing at the entrance with the same friend). A little small talk and then to the lap dance room where we proceeded with 4 songs of goofing off and me groping her wonderful ass, with minimal dancing. Normally this would have been one and done but she was a blast and wildly entertaining to say the least. The songs in the lap dance area are different from the main room and seemed a bit shorter. Otherwise my only complaint is the dancers seem to disappear after their stage set and even when you make it known you want a dance they are more interested in doing something else(socializing and disappearing mostly).