Ebony Inn
5367 Sheriff Road Fairmount Heights, MD 20743

They are destroying the club

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tufabian
Oct 12, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I hate writing sad reviews because I would like more clubs to open and have more options...not less, but here goes. I had to work late so finally after a looong time I was able to get to the club...I typically get off too early to hit the PG spots since the 5pm Gestapo Mandate by the County. Anyway, so I was really looking forward to getting to the club. First off....why the hell is it so bright in the damn club. They used to keep the club dark...so dark you needed a minute for your eyes to adjust....now they got these brigh ass lights and a fuckin mural...A MURAL?!? (was that always there?) Is this a strip club or a community center?!? I was trying to get into the TNA show...but I turn around and I got the Whispers lookin over my shoulder....smh, whatever. There were about 5-6 girls working the crowd, and I wasn't really feeling them...we're talking like 4's and 5's maybe one 6 and that's pushing it. I really wanted to get into it but everything was just killing my vibe....bad music, lazy girls (only two of them were really hustling), a bad Prince likeness giving me a look of condemnation. It was like everybody was sitting waiting for something, anything to happen. I kept waiting to see if any of the girls that I used to frequent were going to show up...but alas after two drinks...nothing. I did get a consolation dance...I mean damn, this would have been a really bad review if I didn't get at least ONE dance. She wasn't feeling it, but I'm going to take the hit on that one, cuz I wasn't feeling it and maybe she was just picking up on my vibe. I gave her a $20 and stopped her after the second song. This was probably my worst experience...I'm going to blame the County for getting so restrictive that the clubs are becoming less fun. Hopefully this is just a cycle and the clubs can become fun again. I'm hoping all the clubs in PG have become like this.

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