If these girls are the "Centerfolds", I'd hate to see the backpage ones

I was hoping the rocky, unpaved parking lot would be the roughest part of my visit. Wrong. Where to begin? When I went in, the place was super dark and my eyes had a hard time adjusting from the bright sunshine outside. I had to ask the first girl I saw where the restroom was, just so I can help get adjusted to the place. Wow, bad move. The restroom was gross and I ended up only washing my hands, not because they were dirty but because they had been in this bathroom.

Onto the girls. There was a long stage in the center of the club but as I sat down to watch the girl on stage, I noticed it was quite hot. The dancer on stage was sweating herself, and as I looked around it looked like many of the patrons were too. As I found it later, this club didn't have air conditioning (at least not on this day). Now, I was a bit horny on this afternoon, but that quickly changed when I saw these girls dance on the stage one by one. Fat ones, flat ones, ugly ones, and grandmas. You had your pick. Oh, and they were all sweating bullets. Needless to say, I lost that horny feeling rather quickly. I tipped a couple bucks to a couple girls dancing on stage (just to be polite), had a glass of soda and headed out. Never again. This as bad and ugly a couple as I've ever been too. Didn't even want to know if there were extras to be had.