Spearmint Rhino
725 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN 55403

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jbdsm
Sep 19, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Was in the cities for a concert Friday night and following an afternoon of day drinking on Saturday, the wife and I decided to check out the rino for some fun (our first SC experience was at SR in LAS so we have a soft place in our hearts for the chain). Got there a little after 8 (they open at 6) and got in with some passes we found on a table at the bar next door (I think the cover was only $4 per person at that time anyway) and after checking our IDs (no scan) we walked in to a nicely decorated club (wife loved the animal print carpet). Oddly enough there is a very small slightly elevated stag to your immediate right as you walk in with really nowhere for you to sit/stand to watch the dancer (although the girl on the stage was not really worth stopping for) and beyond that a bar on the right followed by a long stage. On the left were some tables with leather chairs and beyond that was an L shaped couch/sitting area where about 6 girls were sitting talking and checking their phones. We walked to the last table toward the back (right across from the DJ booth) and took a seat and looked around. It was still early so there were only about 10 to 15 girls and most were either in back on the couch or huddled by the bar. The rotation seemed to be 2 or 3 dances on the main stage and then the girl would go to the small stage by the door for the same number. I was a little concerned about the quality of the dancers since they all seemed to be in the 5 or 7 range with maybe a couple 8s. However, as we sat there, girls started flowing in in street clothes and as they passed on their way to the dressing room I could tell that the quality girls waited until closer to prime time to show up.

After just a couple minutes the waitress (Kayla?) got to us and took our order. She was very nice and gave us plenty of attention as the night went on and had the bar remake my wife’s drink twice because they kept messing it up. Each round of drinks was about $23 including a decent tip. I got $40 in singles to tip the stage dancers but actually only ended up tipping one girl. It seemed like they really didn’t care about the tips and so it wasn’t a good means of showing interest since they didn’t seem to pay any attention to the few guys I saw actually go up and tip. There were only about 15 PLs when we got there but the place was packed with both dancers and customers when we left around 10:30 or 11:00. I was planning on avoiding any VIP action since we’ve had some disappointing (and expensive) experiences in the past at a few clubs where we got a little carried away and I made sure to only bring cash with me. The first girl to approach was I..? a very attractive (9) eastern European currently based in Miami up for a few weeks. She talked to us for quite a while and gave us each a dance and inquired about VIP ($260 for half hour, can’t remember the amount for an hour because I wasn’t going to do that). We said maybe later and tipped her $10 (so $50 total including $20 per dance). About this time my wife focused in on a girl she described as a Kardashian (who was still sitting at the bar talking to other dancers and PLs) so we asked the waitress to let her know we were interested. I watched as she did so (while getting us refills) but at the same time a PL swooped in and the waitress reported back that she let her know but one of her regulars showed up so it might be a while. She never came over. While this was going on there was a slightly thicker girl on stage (not my thing by my wife was apparently in the mood for the type) and kept flashing smiles at us and sure enough came over after her time on the tiny stage. Her name was S..? (sorry, I’m terrible with names) and was a local blonde and tatted up (not too many) with a fishnet body stocking so maybe semi alt type. As with the other girl, my wife and I each got a dance and S of course starts pushing for VIP (but this time quoting $230) and saying she thought she could get us into an hour room even for 30 minutes because it was still slow (apparently the hour rooms are more private). I wanted to pass but my wife was enthralled with her ass and then S whispered in my ear, “I have a fetish for couples” – at this point the big head was too clouded in alcohol and the little head decides it’s time to take command. Next thing you know we’re all 3 following a bouncer down the stairs (where the men’s room is btw) and into a nook with a loveseat and end table but an open entry way to the small common area. I ask what happened to the more private room and S tells me they didn’t let her do that but this will be good (anybody walking down looking for the bathroom or one of the other rooms could stumble in on us so really no privacy). And of course it’s $260 like the first girl said and not $230 like S said ($200 to girl, $60 to house) and you could put the $60 toward a $130 bottle of cheap sparkling wine. S pushed for the bottle as this would “really get her going” she said but I said no way and ordered her a shot of tequila instead.

So S is doing a fairly decent job of dancing and some two-way contact (more two-way for my wife, pretty much one-way with me as there was no stick shifting) with a lot of dirty talk. The subject get to three-ways and S says she likes those and I inquire about a little OTC fun at our hotel and she says she’s up for it but needs to get paid. The wife and I have never discussed this possibility but she doesn’t object to the direction the conversation has taken so I tell S that of course she should get paid and inquire as to how much she was looking for. She comes back with $3,000. I laugh out loud. She starts saying some crap about having to make up for risking her safety (my wife and I don’t not in any way resemble serial killers). I just look at her in disbelief. She says something about making $1,500 a night at the club and asks me to counteroffer but I tell her there’s no way in the world we would still be awake at 3 AM when her shift is done anyway so there was no point. My wife then gets the idea that she wants to watch me titty fuck S and S says that can be arranged if we do the hour room and tip the bouncer $100 to leave us alone. About this time our half hour is up and my funds are gone so we tell her were going to get some more money and come back. We left (got stamps for re-entry) but as we’re walking down the street it becomes obvious that we are in no shape to continue (have been drinking for 7 hours at this point) and we go back to the hotel.

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