Penthouse Club Moscow
New Arbat Ave, 8 строение 2, Moskva, Russia, 119019

First & Last Time for Me

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fredzee
Sep 15, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Well, decided to check out Penthouse as my trip was coming to an end and I was staying at the Radisson across the river from this place. I should have used Uber to get a ride but decided that a 6min taxi ride couldn't be that spendy... Well, jumped into the taxi in line in front of the hotel and asked the driver how much to Penthouse and he said 900r. I knew that my Uber app said it should be 180-220r.... but I was there and ready to go... So, I said fine... but, my warning flag was up that this would probably be a bad trip out... gut feeling... and I was right. I got to the club and was magna-wanded by the two big security guys wearing black. Up the stairs and there was a hot black haired girl, tall, thin girl pointing me to the coat closet and a guy came out and took my coat and gave me a tag. Back I go to the hot babe and she says the cost is 2000r to get in. Well, so much for the 1000r to get in per the general info... perhaps the 1000r is old. Paid and I can see the main stage, bar and two side tiny stages left and right of the bar. There are about 6 or so girls wearing red, white and blue mini skirts with "Penthouse" embroidered across the waistband and the girls were not wearing tops exposing some pretty nice tits. There were around 20 or so girls that I could see ranging from 7's to a few 9's. I took a seat at the bar and asked for a beer from the bar girl behind the counter, gave me a "one second" and went away and never came back. Oh well, so much for a drink. I watched the main stage for three dancers and they were ok. I had one girl come up and rub herself all over me as I was just sitting on the bar stool and she didn't speak any English. After about 30 seconds she lifted her garter band and ask for a tip. I gave her 100r and she walked away. The next girl to come up to me asked my name and where I am front and they asked me if i would like to go to a club room for 10000r for her and 5000r for the house for 1 hour. I told her "Not right now, I just got here" and she walked away.

At this point I really wasn't feeling this place. There were about a dozen other guys in the club and it looked like a few were spending but at 10000r per hour and 5000r to the house.. wow... perhaps you have to have some serious cash to drop to have fun in this place. I exited after about 30mins and decided this was not for me. Hope those of you who decide to check this place out get more out of it than I did. So, 3000r and 30mins later... I was out of there. First and last time for me. Not my cup of tea.

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