San Jose

This is a small club in downtown San Jose. The rules in San Jose are REALLY lame so don't expect to have too much fun here. It's not the girl's fault but this is technically a bikini no-touch overpriced dances club. There's a small stage where you can watch the girls dance and a full bar. They don't generally run a lot of girls a night, there's about 3-9 at the very most.

The girls vary in quality but they are often surprisingly attractive which makes it more of a shame that there can't be a lot of fun to be had here. You're honestly better off going over to San Francisco for a better strip club experience. The prices of the clubs and parking can be a little much but at least you can have legitimate fun there.