Market Street Cinema
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1075 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94103, USA*

To the locals, thanks to the...

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wallanon
Feb 4, 2006, 2:36 PM
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To the locals, thanks to the fellas that tried to warn us off. You were right. The shame of it all is that the place is even worse than advertised. Basically wrote the visit off as a sunk cost, but at some point even with high hustle the performer needs to, well, perform. Just about the strangest experience I've had in a club. Don't see how the place stays open if management allows legit customers to get fleeced by the fuglies like that. Oh yeah. Would not stop in this place unless you know you have time to get the lay of the land and sort through the rough. Was in a rush to sample and run, which is a non starter here. If you roll the dice, negotiate up front or walk out. Only one girl in the whole day shift worth mentioning when I was there, Elawn. Too bad the laziness kicked in for a walk to the back with the grubbers before taking a good look around. This might've been a different review if that one got spotted first. Don't bother with the heavyweight tag team. Their best assets aren't worth the time, let alone the $$$. Mood was so blown by this place, skipped the CH across the street on the way out. To the travelers, stay away (especially weekdays). Save the change for MBOT.

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