I never visited the old Tootsie's-...

I never visited the old Tootsie's- my occasional South Florida visits rarely got past WPB where the Peek-A-Boo and Landing Strip more than met my needs. Now one is finished off by a hurricane and the other by a fire, so the new Tootsie's with its national ranking and 40,000 square feet of floor space was put on the agenda.

I'm generally not impressed by big, fancy clubs and Monday afternoon made it look even bigger, with as many staff in tuxedos as there were customers. The Moulin Rouge decor is over the top, IMHO. I came for tits and ass, not a lesson in French cabaret culture.

Now for the good part. The stage lineup was impressive to say the least, with only a couple of tattoos and one bad boob job among ten or so dancers. Clothes came off in one song, then it was around the tip rail located a few feet from the elevated stage before most of them disappeared.