Why haven't I been here before

This is your typical TJ club. Host seats you, gets your drink order, and within a few minutes there are several good looking women walking around to choose from. I finally decided to spend my time with Evelyn, an absolute knockout. I bought her an overpriced beer and we talked for a while. Luckily for me her English was pretty good. Told her it was my first time there and she took me on a tour. She showed me around and led me to the jacuzzi room, and didn't have to twist my arm very hard to pony up the $60 for an hour massage in the jacuzzi. We got naked and massaged each other and negotiated 1200 mxp($95) for full service with two pops. Had a great time and can't wait to go back.