Just so so

While spending a couple days in the area over the 4th of July holiday, we decided to try out Clearwater's only nude club. From the outside the building is pretty run down and the entrance was downright ratty but once we paid the $10 per person cover charge and went inside it appeared some better. No alcohol since it is a nude club but they did have a juice bar. They offer hooka pipes and a variety of vapors plus allow smoking so the place was pretty full of smoke at times. They have one central stage, comfortable chairs and fair lighting. Didn't care for the DJ or dated music choices. There were about ten customers, none of which seemed to be having much fun. Most were only tipping sparingly and the VIPs weren't getting much action.

There were five or six girls that all rotated through the stage and then waited tables. We were approached but never pressured for private dances. The girls were all barely A to almost B cup boobs - several VERY thin - maybe whoever is hiring has a "type" but it didn't do anything for us. With only one exception, the girls acted bored which made their performances boring. Nothing remarkable, in fact, nothing barely passable for talent. We watched the dancers each dance once and left after they were beginning to repeat.

As we left, we drove by Oz. Lots of cars in the lot. Maybe tomorrow night. . .