Consistently fun, upbeat club in Battle Creek

For family reasons I have visited Battle Creek four times in the past two years and have hit Heartbeats every time. In fact, I think this is the only club (out of almost 80) that I am reviewing for a fourth time!

I attended a heavy metal concert with a family member at a music venue in downtown Battle Creek, dropped him off at his place at 11:30, and headed straight for Heartbeats. As always on a Friday or Saturday night, the club was fairly crowded and the energy level was high. I managed to find a seat and sat for over an hour watching the action and drinking a $6 pint of Bud. To my surprise no dancers approached me for lappers and I couldn't get anyone's attention, so I just enjoyed the stage show. At 1am a feature dancer named Katie Sutra put on an outstanding pole dancing exhibition, stripping down over the course of 30 minutes from a weird kind of motorcycle outfit with flashing red, blue, green, and white lights to just a tiny thong. I should mention that she is Miss International Pole Dance (or something like that) and is, according to her website (www.KatieSutra.com), 4' 9" with 32D titties!

Fortunately an attractive young white dancer joined me, at my request, during Katie's set and then took me back to a very private lap dance area. She had a very pretty face and, judging by the clothing around her waist, a bit of baby damage but truly exceptional nipples that were eminently suckable. As always at this fun-loving club, a couple of dances were enough to take me to my happy place.