Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

Time for the hard sell

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RedZ06
Jun 23, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

On a recommendation I stopped by this club around 9:30 PM and parked my car in the big lot outside the building. After paying the $8 cover I walked in and took a seat at the bar so I could scope out the action around the main stage. I could not see too much from the bar given the overall size of the club but I did have a pretty good view of the stage. The kitchen was a little slow delivering food but it did eventually arrive and was a decent meal for the price ($10). As far as the girls were concerned it took about 30 minutes before I spotted the first 8+ of the evening with everyone else falling into the mid-range category. As I was getting ready to leave I was approached at the bar by this very same dancer, a very hot petite blond with a killer body and a hint of a southern accent. She did not stay long since she was next up on main so I walked over and took a seat to watch her little act up close. Impressive to say the least and it got better once she was finished on stage. Once she was finished we went back to the bar for a single round of drinks and further small talk where I got her background story and sales pitch for the VIP private room. At some point she managed to casually drop a packaged condom on the floor and act like it was an accident when it was clearly intended. I convinced her that I would need to take her on a test drive in the LD room before deciding on anything further and five songs later I was quite impressed with her act. I continued to get the full court press for a 30 minute session in the private room at multiple points during the LD session. I was quoted $125 to the club and $500 for her which was a non-starter for me even with her teasing LD performance. She even suggested OTC sessions when I returned to Miami in the future in addition to her promised "anything goes in private" assurance with her supplying the lubrication free of charge. With her 30 minutes would probably become an hour with total charges and tips leveling out at a cool $1,400. For that price I could get on a plane and go to Bangkok Thailand for some real action! She was by far the cutest gal on the club last night with her friend a close second but I was not sold by the sales pitch of FS for a minute at the prices quoted. After finishing my last drink I rolled out around midnight content with some great memories and money still in my wallet.

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