Keepers Gentlemen's Club
354 Woodmont Rd Milford, CT 06460

A good option most of the time

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Jun 9, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I visit this club somewhat regularly, probably more than any club in the area. The club itself is about as clean and well-presented as a strip club can get. It's located inside of a strip mall in a good part of town, so the thug factor is low. You can be assured that your car will still be there when you get out. Inside, the club is very presentable. There's a large stage for the dancers and a fairly private lap dance area to the side. There is no cover during the day, and a $5 cover at night with no minimum drink requirements. Dances are $20. Beers cost about what you would pay at any bar. I think it was something like $5 during happy hour. This makes it a very economical club in my eyes. The music is not too loud and the place has more of a bar vibe than a strip club vibe, which I like. There are pool tables if that's what you're interested in, and some kind of video poker machine.

The dancers tend to be on the attractive side and are not shy on the stage, which is a plus. The only downside is that most of the dancers will aggressively hustle you for lap dances. I've had dancers continue to hound me for lap dances even after I've told them no. I've even had some of them try to guilt me into it... one of them even said to me, and I quote, "you don't care about the dancers here" because I turned her down. This kind of stuff turned me off from the club for a while. It's hard to sit and enjoy your beer while a dancer is getting mad at you because you didn't want a lapdance. I've noticed that the dancers tend to get fewer singles on the stage than other clubs (not sure why), so maybe that's why they push lapdances so hard. Very rarely does anyone "make it rain" for the dancers on the stage so I guess they need to get paid through lapdances.

All in all, it's still my favorite club in the area if only because the dancers tend to be hot, the cost is low, and it's not in a seedy part of town. My only gripe is the aggressiveness of the dancers. I feel like I'm getting hustled for a lapdance every few minutes in that place. By the time a dancer finally gets the point and leaves, another dancer sits right down in her spot and tries with you. It can be off-putting. Nevertheless it's still a good club with that one flaw.

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