I visited J.B.'s a year ago...

I visited J.B.'s a year ago as an afternoon break on cross-country trip, and I stopped in again recently to see if there were still good times to be had, and indeed there were. They open at 3:00; I arrived about 3:45 on a Tuesday. There were only two cars in the parking lot, which is about what I expected. I walked into the front vestibule and rang the bell to get buzzed in. No cover, and only $1.00 for bottled water.

Initially, it was only the gal tending bar and a dancer who had just arrived, and she was still in her street clothes. After a few minutes, another girl and two other customers showed up, but I had to wait until 4:30 before there was any dancing going on.

The two dancers were not bad looking – kind of small-busted, so if you like 'em big, you would have been disappointed, but I was not complaining. The good part was that on stage they're totally nude by the third song; the songs are nice an long and the views from the tip rail are nothing short of spectacular. There are signs up saying "No Touching – State Law" and "We have a Touch and Go Policy: U Touch, U Go" but either nobody told the girls that or nobody was watching me when I was tipping. I didn't do anything crazy at the stage (even though there were delectable body parts less than a tongue's length away), but I did take advantage of the 6-songs-for-$120 deal upstairs, and got some extra attention for a negotiated tip, so I got what I came for.