I caught a taxi from South...

I caught a taxi from South Beach and asked the driver where I could go to kill a few hours before my flight back to LA. He said "Tootsies!" What a pleasant surprise! I was greeted in the parking lot by a friendly cop/security guard and after walking through the door, got knocked out with a party atmosphere that blew my mind! I couldn't believe my eyes! There were so many beautiful girls running around...about 50 or 60, and the staff made me feel like a VIP. They sat me in their VIP section and a cutie waitress came to my service before I had time to think! Within a few minutes, lights began to flash and every entertainer in the house paraded on stage! I have never seen so many gorgeous women in one place, at one time! They came off stage and I chose a gorgeous girl (name escapes me) from South America. For twenty bucks, she gave me a friction dance that made me think twice about going home to my wife! In addition, I was given a very nice tool set to take home. I gave it to my taxi driver, Habeeb (?) because I didn't want to deal with airpot security.

The bottom line...This place rocks! I can't wait to get back to Miami and visit Tootsie's! Trust me...if you're looking for an A-1 class operation with the most beautiful girls around...this is the place to go!