Gold Rush Cabaret
7770 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33138

Relatively classy place, a bit congested

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dr_lee
Jun 6, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

So this was on my list of SCs to visit while in Miami on vacation. Haven't been there in 4 years, so I think this club was a new one (to me) as I don't think it existed the last time I was there. It is basically in North Miami off the long strip/road where you can reach South Beach from, US 101, I think. I would call this a "smallish" club, very congested, as you go in, there is a tiny center stage with all the tables surrounding it and a small side stage as well and the main bar to the left as you walk in the club, but then there is a lower level past all of this where you walk down some steps and it's a completely separate seating area with stage and bar, but the nights I was there, this part was always closed off. Probably needs to be really busy for them to open it up.

Now, to the review. Sadly, I have to be truthful and tell you that in this club, the dancers just sit and sit and sit! They literally don't care. It's just the way it is. I think the general deal in Miami is that the dancers just don't give a damn and so customers have to approach them, or get the bouncers to call them over. And it's a small club, so that it's going to be very noticeable when you approach a dancer. EVERYONE will see you! I mean, it's not a big deal or anything, but I'm old school in that I like being approached sometimes and even if I approach a dancer, I don't want the whole world seeing me. And that's what pretty much goes on in this place. I actually got one dance from a girl and I can honestly say that I don't remember what she looked like, how tall or short she was, if she was blonde, brunette, or redhead, what ethnicity, because that's how bland the experience was, and I wasn't even drunk! When you get the dance, you go back towards the front and the dancer has to tell or pay the cashier she's getting a dance. I think it was $20 or $30 for 1 song. Then you have to the dance area on the left side, which I forgot to mention, that's another part of the club where they have their VIP dance area, past the front entrance and to the left, a long hallway with 2 sides of dance areas with curtains in each one. It's actually a nice, clean area and club overall.

I went on 2 different nights, one slow, one busier. Usually, there is a dancer on the side stage when it's slow, and when it gets busier, 2 dancers on each stage. If you go in on a busier night, you'll see dancers sitting at tables, some with customers, some with each other, some at the bar which has very few seats, taking up seats that customers should be sitting in. You might get approached by a few. Maybe it's just me. I think like 2 or 3 came up to me both nights I was there. Not 2 or 3 each night, 2 or 3 in TOTAL! The smallness of the club makes it hard to move around and operate. It would have looked weird walking around that club versus a huge club.

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Relatively classy place, a bit congested