Disappointed! But there was a silver lining

With only a single evening to spend on debauchery in St Louis, I spent a good time reading reviews on TUSCL. All signs pointed to the Penthouse club.

The club is in Illinois off the I-3 about 10 minutes from downtown St. Louis. I reached around 10 pm and after paying the $12 cover walked into a large room that was divided into multiple sections. The ambience was a 7 on 10 - decently classy SC. There were two bars - one close to the entrance and the other on the opposite far corner of the club along the wall with the DJ and VIP rooms. There was a large recessed area with the main stage and two other smaller stages to each side of the main stage. There was ample seating around the stages and a large lounge area with leather seating just by the gambling machines.

The dancers were on for 3 songs and typical of Illinois clubs a tip would get you a guided tour of the body most of the time. Some dancers played for their favorite customers and they rushed or skipped others. There were some hot dancers, but there was something a little off with most of them - there were only 2 out of 20 that I felt like taking back to VIP but unfortunately they were preoccupied with their regulars or well paying nubes. I waited a better part of an hour trying to get their attention. After finishing my second drink I decided to go to Hollywood Show club where I have had better luck the last few times. As I was leaving, I saw this cute Asian hostess and decided to flirt a bit. In our conversation she mentioned that instead of going to Hollywood Show club, I should try the other clubs that were part of the same family, especially since the admission was free with the ticket that I had already paid for. She said that if I didn't mind country music, I could start with Country Rock Cabaret that was across the street. I told her that the sign reminded me of an entrance to a Disneyland Bear ride, but if she really, really recommended it, I would go - and she did. Hot bod and great personality. Would have loved to get a lap dance from her. ;)