Best club near Miami
Was in Miami on vacation for a week, and this club wasn't even on my bucket list! LOL I had Tootsie's, Dean's Gold, Wonderland (all North Miami) and E11even (downtown) all on my agenda, and pretty much disliked all of them for varying reasons, main being the dancers were very unfriendly and uninterested. I also had Scarlett's Hallandale on my agenda, and that is even how I found out about Cheetah's which is basically across the street. In Cheetah's Hallandale, the dancers were VERY friendly and accommodating! Probably the best SC experience I've had in years. I actually went on 3 different days and stayed until the night shift and from what I could tell, the day shift is better than night, another surprise. But this particular day, a Friday afternoon, was the best. I would have expected less attractive day girls, but most of the dancers in the daytime were HOT! I like them thick, full-bodied ladies and there were just so many to go around. Most of the dancers are foreign: Colombian, Cuban, French, Russian, you name it with a few American girls. The club is extremely classy looking, with a long main seating area in front of the equally long main stage set up for 2 dancers when the club is busy, then there's 2 large bars at either end of the club, with stages inside the bar area, then a stage in the center of the club close to the DJ booth. The main and 2 bar stages always are occupied with dancers, so there are at least 3 dancing at a time, with a max of up to 5 on all stages when it's busier. Drinks are very reasonable, around $5 or $6 for the on-tap beer, water, sodas, and mixed drinks. Liquor is probably more expensive but I'm not a liquor guy.
I got dances from probably 5 or 6 girls on this day, all hot with big boobs, bigger butts, and hungry appetites, if you know what I mean. This is one of the few clubs where most of the dancers actually circulate and are friendly. Most clubs, in my experience, have dancers just standing around looking like zombies or sitting at tables or hiding in the dressing room, like they can't stand to be there. This club is a rarity, how a SC should be. One thing I noticed over the 3 days is that there are a lot of the same locals that frequent the club. I recognized at least 6 or 7 guys that were there on all 3 days I went! But I can totally see why they keep coming back. And I, not being a local, still got treated pretty great as if I were one. I do have a complaint (always do) about the wait staff. The waitresses and bartenders pay too much attention to the apparent locals and spend a bit too much time dancing around to the music like they are dancers. They actually had more energy than the dancers, too much for my taste. I'd rather the dancers have the energy and the non-dancers simply do their job. But I'll take hot dancers and crappy service over crappy dancers and great service. I had to complain to a manager about bartenders ignoring me and only serving locals and got a free drink out of it. So be wary if you are not a local and are visiting but plan to be in this club for a few hours. The bouncers and managers were extremely nice and the door girl was hot and nice, though. Overall, I'd recommend this club.
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