Stopped in at Club Paradise on...

Stopped in at Club Paradise on 17 January (Tuesday nite). I arrived at 1845, which was fortunate because the cover was only $2.00. It goes up to $5.00 at 1900 (7 PM). Once inside, I noticed that the club is very small. It has only one stage, and there were three girls working. None of them were very hott. Two were overweight white chicks, and the third one was a black girl with short hair, named "Destiny." I spent a long time talking with Destiny. She was nice, so I bought her some shots of Tequila.

Apparently, they have a very strict "no touch" policy. At one point, I touched her on the shoulder, and she cautioned me that I could be tossed out. You gotta admit, that is pretty strange, to be threatened with ejection for touching the shoulder. Anyway, I sat on my hands the rest of the nite, so that the bouncer would not throw me into the Parking Lot.

Another thing that was odd -- they have Porn Movies playing on the TV monitors, but the girls on-stage can only strip down to their panties. Somehow, it seems like if the girls are naked on the TV, then they should be naked on the stage. Anyway, I give them a "2", because the place was dead, and pretty boring. The whole time I was there, nobody asked for a private dance, so I cannot tell you the quality of the laps. That will have to wait until next time.