Hit or Miss, there does not appear to any rhyme or reason to a lit day or a dude day

This a review of my last two visits to the Ebony Inn.

April 15, Federal Tax due day was delayed to April 18 due to DC Emancipation Day holiday. I don't understand the connection between the two days. But I decided to celebrate April 15, as my personal tax procrastination day by visiting ye olde strip club. This was on a Friday, so I expected the club to be lit. In short, this visit was a bust. There were only 7 girls on the floor and they were in the 5.0 to 6.5 range. At 6:50 pm, I decided to bounce. On my way out, I counted 7 girls at the sign-in table doing their check in routine. In the harsh light of the bar and with their street clothes on the collective group was a 6.0 to 6.5. Maybe after they completed their transformation into stripper costumes, with make-up, wigs, stripper shoes, and the low level mood lighting in the club. They could elevate themselves to 7.0 to 7.5. But, I didn't stick around to find out.

The next visit was May 10, on a Tuesday. I purposely pick a Tuesday, so that I could avoid my ATFs. I wanted to experience dancer variety. Again, I was looking for a shiny new toy to play with. I get tired of dancing with the same girls over and over. The quality of the dancers was significantly improved. There were 12 dancers on the floor. 7 dancers were in the 7.5 to 8.0 Also their was a big booty 34D-28-46 inch dancer that looked like an Atlanta Ga strip club import. Visually, she was an 8.5 to 9.0. The interesting part was she strutted around the club in a skimpy thong for an hour showing off her magnificent ass and she never danced with anyone during my time at the club. Sometime, HOT strippers text their regulars and set up appointment and they wait for their regulars to arrive.