Floppy and Flappy or stinky

I stopped in late on a Sunday night after seeing a billboard stating $10 dances. Most of the girls were a 5 being pudgy with c-section scars. Only one 7 and she smelled like feet. Girls were mildly friendly but I was there for more than a half hour before I could get one of the girls attention in an empty bar.

Drink prices were normal, place was empty except a group of wild eyed looking criminals. Stayed longer than needed and took more money home than I was expecting too. I did not have much fun. Not sure if this was a slow mignight out just a bad strip club. Will not return.