Same Old JBs

Reading back over the boards here I am struck by how many of the reviews include something along the lines of "I shouldn't have" or "against my better judgement". Well, here is another:

I went to JBs on a Sunday night, only because Red's was closed. When I got there, the parking lot was empty, but the lights were on. I went in and found a rather attractive woman behind the bar who was helping a very short stripper alter another woman's outfit so that she could go on stage. There was one other patron besides myself, and he was a 21 year old kid who proceeded to tell me (with zero prompting) all about his day motocross racing and how he had wrecked his bike and would get the part he needed on Tuesday. He was a nice enough kid, and it should tell you something that talking with the kid and the bartender were BY FAR the high points of the evening.

Finally, I was hustled for a dollar for the jukebox (this is totally lame, but how it is in many WV clubs), then the first dancer came out. It was the very short woman from before. She was an OK dancer, moderately friendly, but not very attractive to me. Then the next "dancer" came out. She didn't really dance, she just plopped herself down on the stage in front of me, took off her clothes, and proceeded to shout to the bartender (across the room and over the music). When her attention was directed toward me (which I didn't really want) it was all about how "the real fun is upstairs", and how we should do a private dance. I have only done one private at JBs, and it was exactly as described in other reviews here, so I didn't take her up on the offer. The fact that I didn't find her at all attractive made my choice even easier.