Sinsaysionals
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9605 Lanham Severn Rd Lanham, MD 20706

A ghost town, good for me.

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DatGuyBam
May 1, 2016, 12:00 AM
Dancers
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Value
Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

I've been going to Syn for a while now. You can't beat the value for your money. They are open late and the staff is pretty friendly. Although, there is this weird little boy or butch girl that walks around and kind of glares at you from time to time. She/he is kind of creepy. You get a light pat down at the door, which is good, security is always a good thing at these spots. You pay $20 to get in, which is standard for a high value spot like this. There were a few girls in there tonight. But only 3 guys when I arrived. Two girls were on stage doing a nice dance and practicing some moves. The bouncer guy was around like always. I got a dance with one girl, forgot her name, but she was nice, wore a lot of smell good and gave me a massage while dancing with me. I loved that. Sometimes attentiveness means more than a nice grind. I danced with her for a few songs. She was thick with large breasts, a reasonable waist line for her bust size and a nice ass. The moved slowly and deliberately to give a good dance. I moved on to another girl, she was thinner with nice breasts and a sexy ass. A cuter face than the first girl, and was definitely a grinder. She gave me a standing dance and almost sent me home early. At $5 a song, the value is really good when the dj is not cheating the music. However, both girls were really honest about the song count, which made me stay longer and tip better. After dancing with the younger slim girl, I went back to the sweet smelling massager, because I needed that type of attention that night. Personality, and quality attention go further than body and looks for me. I did not hit the VIP since it seems you get more attention from security in the VIP than on the main floor. I'm def not paying extra for a buzz kill. I've been in the VIP before and its a decent value with the right girl when two or three guys aren't standing around hawking you. All in all, this is my favorite late night spot. Otherwise, I'd head to B-more. It's a lot more expensive, but the variety on the block and prospect of having a drink or three help on nights when you want to get out of the house and blow off some steam. Parking lot environment is kind of sketchy, but I've never had a problem with my car being towed or bothered when visiting.

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