It was okay for a Monday I guess
TL;DR: The 'Creig' character seems to have been replaced by a middle age, chill, bald black dude. There are actually private booths for dances and I was allowed to touch. It was $5 to get in, $25 per dance, and I drank a Modelo for $5 and a bottle of water for $4.
Perspective: this is my first review. I have only frequented some of the clubs in metro Detroit before this, going a few times a year over the past 5 years.
The Review: So I am at the Great Wolf Lodge on a Monday for a thing but I work midnights so I need something to do during the night while everyone else sleeps. I look up clubs and see this is the only one. I also see it hasn't been reviewed in some time and that the reviews aren't glowing. Whatever, I am going to check it out. It's either this or hang out at Planet Fitness.
The area is whatever, it was night but it didn't seem so bad. The parking lot is in decent condition. A few cars there. I am not sure where to go in at first but notice a little door under its own awning. When I walk up I see the handle is broken off...interesting. I look around and see there is a door bell to ring. After hitting it, the dude in charge, for this evening at least, open up and let's me in after seeing my ID and asking for $5. He was nice. I didn't have to touch the broken handle...
Inside is charming, really. It's a hole in the wall but it's not like a dump or anything. The pictures online are accurate that I found. You got a bar with like 10 stools, a few tables, and a small relatively low stage across from the bar. The seats were all pretty comfy, particularly on the rails and they had wheels to move around a bit. I bought a beer. I was shocked it was only $5. The bathroom was not the best but there was no troll and the soap was nice.
Alright on to the strippers. There were 5 total staff. Black dude, little white bartender girl who was friendly, and 3 AA dancers. Kitty was a little squishy, definitely over 30, but nice personality and sensual stage moves. Then there was Tsunami who was very petite and acrobatic. The stage show was impressive. She was pretty hot but just a little small for my taste. Then there was Mia who was a little taller and thicker than Tsunami. Not quite the same stage prescence but definitely more my type, so I ask for some dances. No DJ here, the girls were queuing stuff up on a tablet.
If you read the old reviews, they must have added a section for private dances. This wasn't on a chair against the wall for $10. This is $25 a dance in a decent booth where I was allowed to touch. No extras were offered or asked for. The dances were okay but I have had better.
Considering it was a Monday, and the old reviews are pretty rough, I was happy because I am down with the AA girls. If not, well, you would not have been happy. Dances are a little high at $25 but the $5 Modelo was appreciated, along with cheap bottled water. She actually gave me coins back like I got charged tax or something on the water but I just left it as a tip and it was like 3 or 4 bucks.
I would go back if I am in Sandusky again at least to see what other talent is there. Don't let the old reviews scare you. It's open and it functions like a fairly regular strip joint. You can use your phone and get a private dance, etc.
