don't bother

This place is honestly pretty awful. The club itself should be condemned-terrible little building both inside and out. It possibly used to be a Chinese restaurant that closed and was gutted, essentially? Who knows. Inside is the dreariest gentleman's club I've ever encountered-it oozes filth and depression. Worn-down, cheap and seems pretty unsanitary and not kept up AT ALL. There were 8-10 patrons there, mostly exceptionally old men, and notably one fat, obnoxious ahole who actually had the nerve to tell me to move from where I had perched myself so he could sit right there and eat a sandwich he brought in. No, seriously. Must be a reg who thinks he's the shit. Well, that didn't set well with me, but now let me briefly describe the "action" (lol) at the club and wrap this review up.

The dancers were NOT attractive at all. Wow. If I could have gotten a refund for the admission + "large" drink (standard beverage in small glass that the underwhelming hostess will never refill), i certainly would have. But we live and we learn. A few of the dancers seemed nice enough when they approached me and engaged in their hustle, but I'm there for a HOTTIE to grind on my johnson. 3/4 of the dancers were considerably older than the norm, and tore up from the floor up. Saggy, lumpy, downtrodden, belly and ass fat, and just going through the motions at this point in the game, really. No thanks. A handful were recognizable as dancers from the older days at other regional clubs run by talents west before everything blew up for them a few years ago, and now they've converged to this scummy place for one last hurrah. There were a small handful of younger dancers, but really not pretty. I personally am not into heavier dancers, so options that appealed to me were slim and none. Tried a few dances back in "the playground" area of couches situated at the rear of this decrepit building from a decent-looking girl who really seemed sweet, but her dances weren't that great as she just lacked the talent that I expect.

Gave up on getting any sense of satisfaction from this visit and left this filthy, lame place with way more cash than I'd planned on. This place has an odd vibe, is raunchy (not in a good way) and lacks quality girls on all fronts. I suggest not even wasting your time considering this one. Sorry to be almost nothing but negative in this review, but keeping it honest to possibly help out anyone considering coming to Pandora's. This place sucks-look elsewhere for cleanliness AND overall quality.