The Ins and Outs of the Cab

As a long time visitor of El Paso's Juarez-like strip club, I've been able to learn quite a bit from the dancers as they slowly expose certain things about what goes down in the Cab. As always, $10 to get in and it's BYOB. Don't wear white unless you wanna stick out like a sore thumb under the black light, especially if you get a dance. It's pretty dark at first so take a seat and drink a cold one until your eyes adjust. At this time a so called waitress (old lady) may ask if you want a bucket of ice. The dancers range from old, young, chubby, skinny, big/small/fake/real tits, big ass, prego, and mostly all from Latino origin. Normally they dance two songs on stage, first with clothes, second full nude unless no one is tipping, then they may just slow dance till they get off stage. You can approach the stage and tip $1 and some dancers may give you tits in the face, bounce a fat ass in your face, let you rub the pussy a bit, or show you how tight her pussy hole is. You'll notice hardly anyone tip the girls on stage as they just want to see pussy from afar and for free. Every now and again they'll do a thing called "roll-call" where all the dancers get up on stage and the DJ calls off their names one by one as they push and shove each other to get back off stage. Yep, push and shove because the last dancer to get off stage has to go around and collect $1 tips in cup up to $10, and I think if they don't then they gotta pay the manager $10, don't quote me. So anyways, after roll call the dancers all go around to random customers and give one minute lap dances for $1, basically your time to get a taste of all the variety the club has to offer that night. While all that is going on, there's the girls who walk around asking if guys want dances and talk about the details. The dances take place in really dark booths against the wall, no curtains, can't really see or hear what's going on unless you're like some customers and sit at a table two feet away. When sitting down in a booth, careful you don't sit on a used condom! Yup, El Paso's Cab is pretty much the closest thing you can get to a Juarez-like whore house! This is where the "dancers" really make their money. You can have 1-on-1, threesomes, blow jobs, bareback blow jobs, full service fucking with or sometimes without condoms, pussy licking, ass eating, tit milk squirting, prego fucking, you name it. Some girls will let you cum in their mouth, pussy or ass which is really awesome. Prices, depends on the girl and what you want, and how you talk to them. Some will fuck for as little as $20 and suck you off for $5, others may charge you $180 to fuck because for some reason they think they are high class. Be careful, STDs are out there of course always, wear protection unless you're into that sort of thing. Some girls are discreet when fucking and just pull their thong to the side to make it look like they are not fucking and just giving a lap dance, but really there's fat cock shoved deep in one of their holes. Some flat out don't give a fuck, get butt ass naked, ride you like the baddest whore around and moan pretty loud, but of course the bouncer will come around and tell her to calm down and fuck quietly. Pay attention to the flashing red light near the exit/ entrance door. If it comes on, that means the cops are coming to do a routine check to make sure all is in order and nothing illegal is going on. If you're fucking a girl and this happens, you gotta put your dick away till they leave. So anyways, stay away from the bossy girls that are too forward and try to get a dance from you right as you walk thru the door. These are the desperate bitches that are late on rent, won't give you a good time and rush, may try to hustle and rob you, can't get laid because they're too ugly or loose, or just wanna get ran through all night and can give you an STD.