Ho somewhere else

This was a great spot when Obama got elected. Has nothing to with him, just a time space reference to its glory days.

Bouncers are nice but dicks, gals are thirsty from an overcompetitive floor and drink prices are insane. Seriously, if you think about partying here just know that you can drop a grand quic. Too quick.

After 3 $20 drinks and 2 shitty dances while all the while being upsold to the overpriced VIP, my big brain told my little one that the cash burning the hole in my pocket was better spent somewhere else.