Well I gave it a shot

Went to Midnight Express and got there after midnight on a Saturday. It was easy to find as it is close to I-65 on Exit 22 about 55 miles south of Nashville. Passed a large truck stop as I approached the place. The parking lot seemed pretty full and I consider Saturday prime time so I was encouraged as I parked and walked in and paid my $5 admittance fee. Inside it was not as packed as I thought it might be- maybe a couple dozen customers. Sat down and watched some mediocre looking dancer on stage.

Was approached by a below average and little blonde right after I took a seat. Gave her the impression that I was not interested (as I was not) in sitting with her or dances and thankfully she moved on. Went to bar after she left and got pitcher of Miller Lite for what I consider a great SC price of only $8 plus a buck tip. Then took my pitcher and took a seat. Soon after was approached by a relatively cute brunette as I started drinking. She was pleasant to talk to and eventually I let her give me a dance. The dance was nice but she was just a little too heavy in the waist for my taste so I let her move on. Again I started drinking and the mediocre blonde who was on stage came my way. After some pleasant conversation I let her give me a dance. Similar to the other dancer and not a bad dance but she had just a little to much gut for my liking. She then had to go back onstage as dancers started leaving and the dancer quantity was quickly thinning out. After her stage dance she came back and let her give me a 2 for 1 dance. Again they were not bad dances but she was just a little too mediocre looking for my taste. After the dances I finished my pitcher and looked around and was not impressed by the few dancers who remained and so I made my exit. Overall I did not really see any dancers that were hot enough to make me want to return. As a frequent visitor to high class clubs like Mardi Gras in Atlanta where even their average dancers are much more attractive I just don't see myself ever returning to Midnight Express. Maybe I caught it at a bad night as many dancers were exiting before I had the chance to partake but I can't foresee myself giving it another chance when I know there are better clubs out there.