Midnight Express

My actual review here is going to be short but if you read on, you'll understand why. The club is an old warehouse-type building so it doesn't look like much from…

I stopped by here one Saturday night around 9:30 it was about nine girls working eight of them was white and one was mixed. It was about 12 patrons inside I got…

Went on a Sat night here. Was told NAshville clubs were super strict so drove out to the boonies instead. First of all, optics: absolutely awful appearing building. I mean lol it…

Me and a few friends stopped by this club on a Thursday, it was about 9 girls working the majority of them were white girls. They were rotating the stage doing two…

I've been here quite a few times in the last couple of years. The facilities aren't anything special. The girls aren't anything special (in the looks department). The mileage…

This club is right off the interstate near some truck stops and trucker motels. It doesn't open until at least 6:00 pm, so not an afternoon stop. I dropped in on a…

Saturday evening visit between 10-11:30. Cover - $5 Beet $3-4 Tipping - $1-2 per dancer at the stage. This really is one of the better places I've been to (could just be TN) where…

Decided to give this club a chance since I was driving by on I-65 and needed to wake up. It's in a warehouse building and fairly large with 2 stages…

From the outside, I was a little hesitant about the quality of dancers/sc experience but ME definitely beat my expectations. Cover: $5 Beer: $2 before 8, $3 afterwards Dancers: 5-8 Other Customers: 3-6 (Very slow) Layout:…

This isn't my first time at ME but it was probably my last. I knew what I was in for, the place is a dive. Despite being a big metal barn with cheap…

Cover was free with CDL so don't know what they charge at the door. Arrived at 10 on a Monday night, of course it was slow. Still they had six…

Me and three of my buddies decided to make the drive down from Nashville for a guys night out! We got to Midnight Express around 9:00 and left a little after…

They have done some remodeling in here, they have put down tile on the floor instead of bare concrete, the tore out all of the old stages except the one at the…

One Friday evening me and a few friends decided to take a trip to Tennessee to check out the club seen, we decided to check out Midnight Express and it was well…

Visited on a Saturday night. When you pull up prepare to be underwhelmed. Gravel parking lot and unattractive building. Then when you get inside the setting isn't really any nicer. Overall a…

Stopped by on a trip north. Great dive with affordeble beers. Bartender was the man. The Express has about 5 patrons and the others appeared to be regulars. Either playing pool and…

It was one of the best clubs I have ever been to. All the girls are sexy and they're dancing was really good. I have ways loved going to Midnight…

I was driving south of Nashville, and saw the sign for this place on the interstate and decided to check it out, even though it was late and I didn't have much…

I'd been to ME once before and wasn't at all impressed, but I've been converted. The first visit was on a weeknight, right when they opened, and there wasn't anything going on. The…

Stopped early on a Saturday evening. Ample space for parking, but it is a gravel lot with a rough ride up to the club. Paid a $5 cover charge -…

At first I thought this place went out of business. I know I saw it somewhere but anyway the wife and I were on the way back from Alabama and I decided…

Tuesday evenings are probably not the best time to visit a place in the middle of rural Tennessee. There were only a few other patrons and only 5 dancers. After…

I'll have to admit I came down from Nashville with a couple of friends because of the silly rules there. The club is clean and I felt at ease the whole…

I came to exit 22 to visit a supposed re-opened Watering Hole. It was not only closed it had a for sale sign in front of it. I had made the drive…

Was there on a monday night there were about 3 dancers and about ten guys which all seemed to be truck drivers. You can tell the regular customers are truck drivers and…

Visited exit 22 and found out the Watering hole has closed, so the Midnight Express is the only game in town. $5 cover, Beers were 3$. There were 40 customers and…

Went to Midnight Express and got there after midnight on a Saturday. It was easy to find as it is close to I-65 on Exit 22 about 55 miles south…

This is the second time Ive been to Midnight Express. Both times I was there were about the same experience. There were about 5 or 6 girls working and less customers.…

I stopped here on my way home to Nashville after doing a short sweep through several clubs in Huntsville that day. It had been a long time since I had been to…

Got there about 8pm so still a little early, cover was $5 There were 8 Dancers names on the board by the DJ booth so I got a beer $2 and sat…

I've been here twice. First time just to check out the scenery, second time was with a buddy. With a friend going it's always fun. The girls are extremely flirty and a…

Stopped by here on a Tuesday night on my way to Nashville. There's another club next door that wasn't open this night. I didn't have very high expectations coming here but ended…

Recently I re-discovered Midnight Express via FB (several dancers are fairly active in advertising the club), which enticed me to make the drive from Huntsville. Midnight Express is located on I-65…

Stopped in here on the way to Huntsville around 10 PM. There are two clubs right next to each other, this place and the Watering Hole. Watering Hole was closed, so I…

Visited this club on a Friday evening. Arrived about 10:30 and there were quite a lot of girls present. Most of the girls were a tad thick for my tastes, but there…

Was headed south and needed a club fix. Stopped by this place. The lights were flashing and about 8 cars in the lot. Right near a truck stop so…

this place is a dive. staff is friendly, and cheap beer specials, but the quality of the dancers is really sub par. (with the occasional exception) can you enjoy yourself and have a…

I haven't visited this club in years, but decided a quick visit was in order. Physically, it has a nice layout. Plenty of seating (for me and the other customer…

So I tried this club to see if it has changed any. The place is nice, and there was a new stage since the last time I was there. There were several…

I don't think that I have ever walked into a club and wanted to leave so quickly, as when I visited Midnight Express. Not a single girl was on stage and the…

You're familiar with jokes like "how many ---- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" I've got a variation: how many strippers does it take to dance? OK,…

What a waste, this was my third visit, last 2 were good but this was a waste. Got there around 11, asked the doorman how many girls were working, he said 9.…

Oh, Midnight Express, you are capable of so much more. Okay - $5 cover, soft drink was either $3 or $5. One other customer in the place at around 9:00pm…

I stopped by on my way home a week or so ago and was surprised to see about 9 girls working. I am used to going earlier when there are fewer dancers.…

after a brief visit to the water hole (it sucked) just next door, i was relieved when my husband and i walked in. girls get in free, so thats nice. the…

stopped here on the way from nashville to huntsville got in free with the cdl otherwise its 5 bucks went in and about 8 dancers and three customers around 7 one dancer…

Stop number 2 on my tour of exit 22 off I-65. Very similar experience to my last review, but I neglected to recount the tale of a visit I made between…

Low-key club, but comfortable. Was very dead that night, which was weird. Now, I'm not a regular - I have dropped in a couple of times this year. I was not impressed,…

Been awhile since I made it to Utopia. The inside is pretty nice, and it is a lot nicer on the inside than it used to be. The drinks were reasonably priced…

I visited the club next door and it is back to being an "anything goes" kinda place. I visit the Midnight Express and it has to rate below the Watering Hole. Still…

OK it has really bottomed out here. I don't know what they are trying to prove, but the place is a horrible value. Complex prices, girls that are unattractive, non-existent mileage. In…

The quality of the girls here is really down, they have cleaned it up a little, pulled out the carpet, put in a smaller stage with rails, and painted the ceiling black.…

Went to visit this club, was very disappointed. I have been to the Midnight Express in Smithville and it certainly was nbot worth the road trip. Utopia was once once fun and…

This place is now known as the Midnight Express, new owners, new attitude. They are trying to clean up the place but it dosen't need it. We need more raunchy stripclubs. Still…

This is a late write up, I visited this club back in May and am just now getting to writing it up. It has changed owners and has really gone downhill. They…

club is nice on the inside but that was the only thing i liked. Girls are good looking but will not talk to older guys for some reason even though i was…

Visited on a Friday night. The club is nice as usual, not very crowded, but a young crowd. Counted eight or nine girls and a couple were outstanding. Got dances from a…

I was traveling to Alabama and stopped by this club on December 24,2007. It was around 12:30 am. It wasn't very crowded, which you would expect since it was Christmas Eve. The…

Stopped on a Friday night, got there about 7:30pm. The girls are not as attractive as I have seen before. The clientele is definitely young underage men. Most of the girls are…

I arrived at the club at 9:40PM, Friday, November 16, 2007. It makes you wonder why this club is in Pulaski and The Watering Hole is in Cornersville, when they're only…

Visited this club on July 20th. Cover was $5 and cokes were $2.75. The cub is one large room with Bar at West end and single stage in SE corner.…

Paid Club Utopia a visit on a weekend night after a boring trip to the club next door. Less than 10 girls were present including Allie, a hottie with long…

Tried again, had some free time and came down to visit. The girls are pretty, some are exceptional but the dances are pretty tame. Exit 22 continues to go downhill. Girls are…

I was driving back on I-65 and decided to stop here and check out this place and the club next door. Admission was only $5 and the beers were $3-all clubs…

I visited this club and the club next door tonight in search of a job. Both clubs are ALOT better and cleaner than I expected. This club seems to cater more to…

I arrived at this club at 11:50PM, Wednesday, June 14, 2006. Parked in the partially paved parking lot while truckers parked in gravel lot. After paying the $5 cover, I entered the…

My experience here was a little different than the previous reviewers. About 10 girls dancing there on a Friday night when I stopped by. Mostly cornfed country girls with a…

the only positive is the cold beer stopped by here while driving between nashville and b-ham. this place seemed dead last friday evening, could have been due to the weather or just…