Return trip

I has been a few months since I have traveled thru Jacksonville, and I didn't have a lot of time, so a quick visit to Wacko's seemed the best choice. When I arrived about 3pm the club was not anywhere near crowded. No cover before 6pm and their 2 for 1 "all day happy hour" meant if cost me $5 ($4 for the beer, plus tip) for my first two beers. Then I look around at the ladies. Unlike some of my other visits to Wacko's there were many strippers clearly evident throughout the club. My guess is there were 15 to 18 strippers on this Monday day shift, and they significantly outnumbered the customers.

.Wacko's is a "bikini" club in a small city. It is NOT Vegas, nor Miami. I do not expect to see all perfect beauty queens, all naked. I do expect to see, in Wacko's, some of the prettiest strippers in Jacksonville. This trip, that was true. But it was also true that I saw two real fuglies in Wacko's this trip. One of them, I can attest, was also overripe. I hadn't finished my first sip of beer when one of the ugliest strippers I have ever seen, pushed her flab against my stool. When the smell hit me, I thought it was bad beer, then realized it was very bed BO. It took a bit to get rid of that strip club nightmare and by then I was rethinking my interest. (Why would a strip club hire clumsy, overweight, bad skinned, smelly dancers?) When I was sure fuglie was well away, I made a trip to the bathroom (clean, but no towels - blower instead - and no bathroom troll) to wash my hands - thoroughly!!!!

When I returned to my seat at the bar, I decided to finish my first beer before leaving. A few minutes later, a blonde with a great body and a cute face stopped beside me and began a conversation. She ended up sitting next to me, with her hands in my lap, as we talked basketball. She was almost convincing in her argument that the FSU Women's team was going to win the NCAA. She was more convincing (below my belt) that I "needed" a private dance. After finishing one beer and half of the next, this 30ish blonde made interesting promises about activities in VIP and induced me to allow her to demonstrate.