Money money money

Every time I have been to Vegas I always intend to visit a club there but end up getting sidetracked with drinking and gambling. Last weekend I finally decided to check one out after pre gaming at a bar.

First impression is the place is massive; all the signage says worlds largest strip club and I believe it. There was a long line of people funneling in. Cover charge was $45 which set me aback a bit (I don't remember ever paying more than $12 to get in a club in my entire life).

Literally steps after paying the cover there are naked girls standing there throwing themselves at you. A girl latched in to me, asked if I ever been there before and offered to give me a tour. She proceeded to walk me through the VIP rooms (there are like 5 different rooms with different pricing structures and drink purchase requirement). We walked my the main area of the club and it looked packed to the gills. I figured I had no chance in hell of getting a seat at a table or a stage with that crowd so decided to do one of the cheaper VIP options with this girl since she was hot and friendly enough (and I had some money to blow).