PHILLY'S TOP TEASE

So just a quick disclaimer: THIS PLACE WILL LEAVE YOU DEPRESSED.

The parking is easy in a massive lot. The entrance (like most in Philly) has a bouncer, pat down and metal detector. Once you get in you are struck by how beautiful it is. You are also struck by how many perfect girls are dancing. I mean the type that have an IQ over 3, wear beautiful girlfriend/model type lingerie, and have skills on the poles. There is no dollar parade which is great and there is no pressure to tip or order anything so you can save your money for the rooms.

I picked out a girl (was tough to pick as all the girls give you butterflies) and although I had to leave for a meeting I ended up coming back and approaching her for a dance. Her name was Becky and she was beyond perfect. I asked her for a 20$ dance and then asked her how much a private non communal dance couch was. She said it was 16- for 30 min but after hinting as to the possibility of extras there and her not getting the hint I just figured ill start with a couch dance and get a sense from that. So when we started the dance she gave a great grind but that doesn't do it for me. That's like having great ketchup without a good burger. When I find a girl like that I try and get some OTC relationships going (i pay nicely for these). Well, in the dance I asked what the rules are and she said the bouncers pop in a lot and im not allowed to let you touch the chest sisters, but for another 20$ ill let. Needless to say that didn't give me encouragement for the future. Took one good grind low mileage dance and then before I was able to return to her for contact info I had to run out on an unexpected return business meeting. Im really regretting not getting her number though.