Best in Washington

I've been here twice now. Once on a random weekday around 8, once tonight, Saturday late evening. Let me first say that it's unfair to give poor reviews for strip clubs in Washington state because they don't serve food or alcohol. None of them do, it's against the law. You can only compare Wa strip clubs with other Wa strip clubs then, if you're comparing apples to apples. Everyone knows strip clubs that don't serve alcohol are barbaric and evil. Having said that, I'm a Washington resident and I love strip clubs so I gotta deal with them, and Pandora cabaret is by far the best one I've been to in Washington.

First of all, the girls are smoking hot. Tonight there were about 25 girls and I'd break it down like this: you had two 6s, two 7s, four 8s, and the rest were 9+s. In my opinion, tonight there were 3-4 solid 10s. I was genuinely amazed. Talent level varies but after talking to several girls it seems like this club is actually attracting talent from other clubs which is a good thing. Some of these girls were actually the hottest girls I've ever seen at any strip club. I'm not trying to get your hopes up, but seriously the girls here are hotter than the other 4 clubs I've been to in Seattle and it's not close.

SECOND- lapdances. GOD DAMN. Choose wisely my friends. If she comes over, sits on your lap and starts gently caressing your cock over your pants, probably a good sign. If she charges more per song and says trust me it's worth it, also a good sign. If they are eye fucking the shit outta you on stage while they're spread eagle in your face, good fucking sign. You barter with these girls, if your not into 1 for 40, which some charge, ask for 3 for 80. They'll agree. You can find girls who do 20 per but it's rare. Thing is, I've had three separate girls here so far and they all have been fiddling with my junk. They all allow you to touch tits and ass. One girl took my hand and made me hold onto her pussy. They frequently move their nipples over your mouth. I know for a fact some girls here will give hjs for no additional charge and finish you, despite the fact that there aren't private rooms. This is obviously kept on the DL, so don't go around inquiring about this. Find the right dancer, be cool about it, see what you can find out.