Shitty Review

I came to this club just in the hopes of being the first to add a TUSCL review; not at all thinking there is a good reason the place hadn't had a review yet. I saw why in an instant.

This place is a dive, and a shitty one at that. No cover, one stage, two tables, a bar, and not a single dancer that looked remotely attractive. It's clear the selling point is cheap drinks but I didn't even feel safe putting a bottle to my mouth here.

The first red flag was that they were hyping a 3-year anniversary party; and to be around that long without a good review was a bad sign. When a lady hit me up in the parking lot like she was working the steet was another. The girls (if you can call them that) were well past their prime, and didn't seem to know how to be sexy anymore.

The drinks were cheap, though; cheaper than a normal bar in this area. With no cover you can be a pretty cheap night.

But I didn't even want to stick around to see what trouble I can get into. There were just too many better options in the area.