Titillations
12 Willow St Bloomfield, NJ 07003

The best of the NYC Metro area

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misterorange
Feb 17, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Let me tell you something. Titilations has hands down THE hottest girls in Jersey OR New York City and despite what others have said in previous comments, you DON'T have to spend a ton of money to have a good time here. I don't know if there might be a cover charge for certain events, but I've been here quite a number of times and never been charged anything. When you walk in the door you will think you died and went to heaven. The stage is always PACKED with the most amazingly hot girls. 70% are eastern European and I'm talking about Donald Trump fucking quality. The rest are top of the line WOC and even a few Asians. Every girl, and I mean EVERY girl, is a 9 or better. If you ever see one as low as an 8 it's because she has a totally magnetic personality and you will fall in love after she casts a magic spell. You will feel like Hugh Hefner viewing a lineup of contestants for the next PMOY. Every single one is gorgeous, slim and totally in shape. I doubt that there's one girl over 25. And they have nice personalities - not stuck up bitches who just want to drain every last dollar from your wallet. They are intelligent and will have a nice conversation with you. By the way, the place has great music playing but it's at the perfect volume level that makes it a party atmosphere but allows you to carry a conversation without too much shouting.

The place is clean. The food is really good and reasonably priced. The drinks are the real deal, not some watered down low quality shit, but premium liquor served generously. A good selection of beer on tap. I usually drink Guinness and I think it's $7 for a real pint.

Ok, so the dollar parade is pretty much constant, but here's the thing. They have plenty of TVs that are on the opposite walls from the stage. If you turn around and are watching a game, the ladies will pass right by without making you feel uncomfortable. You can wait for your favorite to come by and tip her extra. The only problem is that mostly EVERY one will be your favorite! Also, if you're eating food at the bar they make a conscious effort to leave you alone unless you wave them over.

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