The Lazy, The Fake, and The Rude
I have come to this club twice for $2 Tuesday. They employ two types of girls. Thin girls and girls with fake boobs and butts. I was there for about three hours each time I have visited. Its free before 11pm so its not really a big deal that this club is a bust for me. I got there at 1030 both times and practically walked right in. If you don't reach out and grab a waitress or get there attention then you will have to find your way through the pile of tables that are smushed into the center of the room between the main stage and the three back stages to the bar. They offer hookah which is nice if youre into that. None of the girls asked if I wanted a dance. Pretty much no one talked to me except the door guy. There were about 15 to 25 girls there with more trickling in. Most of the dancers were only interested in looking cool on social media, smoking hookah, or talking with other dancers. I left with every cent I came through the door with. As a female I understand that a lot of dancers aren't comfortable giving dances to other women and I'm ok with that. But from my observations everyone male and female had to ask the dancers to dance for them. I'm not sure if I gave off some kind of bad vibe but all I got from Onyx was a bunch of dirty looks from dancers with bad butt jobs. I mean the amount of bad butt jobs was astronomical. It seems that there wasn't a regular chick in the place. I like getting dances from girls that look normal. Not malnourished or with flotation devices on their hips and chests. I think twice was enough to have a lackluster time. I may return for pole a thon. But I may just travel to another location to partake in pole a thon.
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