For good or for ill, this is usually where I end up in Tennessee

So a preliminary reading of the reviews here will turn up some simple truths. Nashville has some fine naked females that can be viewed from a distance of about 12 miles at it's clubs. Memphis has some ladies in bikinis that will do all sorts of things to your nether regions for $100, but still can't dance with their tits out. In Huntsville $80 will get you full service with a lady who may be a lovely person, but has the looks that would make you shudder if you saw her at a tractor pull. Atlanta has plenty of rap video extras that will grab your dick for $10, but only if there isn't a cheapskate regular anywhere around for her to spend 12 hours with for 3 dollars, and only if you are willing to go to a place with a bouncer in full on tactical gear. The south has some of the fastest growing cities in the country and some of the most beautiful scenery in the country. I hope to grow old in mid to eastern Tennessee, but it sucks for giving dollars to naked dancing females of the species.

This particular visit on a Tuesday night (I know, kind of sad) starts when I open the door into a lovely little southern dive bar. There is a pool table to the right, bar to the left, bathrooms straight ahead, and the stage is in the next room. The lady at the door who is talking a CB takes my 5 dollar cover and asks me if I would like to see "titties for a tip". She is short, on the wrong side of 30 for this business, but really kind of cute in that girl-next-door-who-had-a-huge-boob-job-in-her-20s kind of way. Of course I throw a dollar in the jar. Not to do so would be un-american. She whips them out and I find myself standing in the wood panel room with the smells of Budweiser and fried food thinking that I could just stand here for an hour tossing dollars into the tip jar and watching her take her boobs out and have a thoroughly satisfactory experience.

I head on into the stage room. It is dark, possibly too dark, but you can still see pussy if you mosey up to the stage and throw a couple bucks. This brings me to a recent development in the club. They actually encourage tipping. This is a club I have been passing by for years. For most of my visits, throwing $10 onto the stage in 2 hours makes you a huge high roller. Now most girls make $10=$20 from 5-10 guys during a set, and it seems to pay off. A lot of girls actually seem interested in dancing. Now, none of the ladies at this establishment is a perfect 10. But screw it, I like to see a girl who looks like a cute waitress, the hot checkout girl at CVS, or a girl I knew from high school who made a couple bad life choices strutting on stage in nothing but heels and a smile.