Sunday fun at Wacko's

I was on I-95 in Jax on a rainy Sunday afternoon and decided to take a break. As it began to get dark - close to 5pm - I took the Emerson exit and was seated at the bar in Wacko's in less than five minutes. I did get frisked (first time that has happened to me at Wacko's) but they didn't ask for a cover. At the bar, I got the 2for1 beer ($4 for two beers served one bottle on a napkin and one bottle in a pitcher of ice). I didn't know that was offered on Sunday!

It didn't take long for dancers to stop by and, "chat me up," as one of them said. A few simply asked me if I wanted a dance, but most talked a few minutes. While I was settling in, talking to various beauties and taking in the sights, I noticed that most of the dancers (three "stages" going) popped out their boobs at the first stage and left them out through the entire rotation. My guess is, local politicians must have something else to condemn and are leaving the bikini bars in Jax alone for now.

When I expressed an interest in a cute blonde spinner, she joined me for a little conversation and fondling. After a bit of talk we decided to move it to the VIP. I knew it would be just a "one song" trip when she chose a booth in plain site of the door and the bouncer. Sure enough, her fondling at the bar did not portend more action in VIP. One and done! It is sometimes painful to fork over $30 for barely more than an air dance.