Sirens
6190 Cleveland Ave Columbus, OH 43231

It's a Mistake

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brutus85
Jan 9, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

I just left Sirens a few minutes ago. I've been to this club twice before. By Columbus standards, it's not a bad spot. Good physical set-up. The women are more attractive than not. But tonight…"mistakes" were made. First, we got there just before midnight. The club stays open until about 3am. The selection of girls was off from the last times I visited. I mean, it's all relative but tonight there were no 9's or 10's for sure. Lots of young spinner type w/no major curves. I don't need a badonka or want BBW but I need my curves. So, maybe there was an 8 and bunch of 7's. It was better the other times I was here.

Okay, I tip the "8" on the stage. She is an exotic looking, dark-haired, slender girl w/okay curves. Pretty face! She would do. She comes by & ask if I want a dance. I say when the 2 for $40 starts. Otherwise, it's $40 per song which is steep if you don't know what you are getting. She then offers 15 minutes for $100. Huh? I hate the up-sell. If I wanted to pay $100 up front knowing nothing about her dance skills, I would have offered her that myself. I like to see if there is value before I start committing to chunks of money. And even then value to me is extras, which is hard to find in Cbus. But that's just me. Anyway, I tell her to come see me when the 2 for $40 dance starts. She does & we do one dance and she says it was 2 (huh??) and ask if I want to pay $40 for the 2nd dance. I tell her calmly "no, it was one song." I name the song that preceded (which is a non-dance song while we wait for 2 for $40 to start) and the song that just played. She says, "no it was two songs." Ripoff Alert. Okay, I'll pay her & be done with this *#$*^! I do. As I am grabbing my stuff the bouncer comes in and says it was one song and where are we going? BAM!! Now, it's me and the bouncer saying it's one song! Maybe it was a mistake!? At this point, I'm not feeling it & I say I'm done. I had one song. Give me back the $$ for the second. No, they can't do that! I'm still handling this well. I calmly say fine. The bouncer puts his shoulders up for a second and says I owe her for the 2nd song. I tell him firmly that I paid and I'm out!

I go back to my table to wait for my friend's 2 dances to end. Then the manager comes to me and says I owe $20 for the 2nd dance that I didn't get BUT already paid for anyway!? So, I explain to him in detail what proceeded. I had drank several beers but I'm a sober drunk. I took him through it step by step. He went away. Then the dancer comes to my table to say even though everything points to a ripoff that she just made a mistake. But could not give me back my $$ for the dance she didn't give but tried to double-charge me for because the "cash register" would not allow. (well, that's convenient!?) It was only $20 bucks. But no one likes being ripped off regardless of the amount. The ripoff is what pissed me off.

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