Boring...

Made the error of returning to this place instead of trying somewhere new, but I had less than an hour to kill so decided I'd give it another chance. In short, I was bored by the club. It looks decent enough, and the dancers generally look great. There is nothing unfriendly about the place, and yet there is something missing.

After 20 minutes and a dance that had nothing wrong with it, I found myself wondering if the club had a fruit machine. I looked at my watch and debated whether I might better kill time in a 'Spoons, before coming to my senses and refocusing on the pole. On the pole a dancer swiveled and swirled in a controlled way I could find nothing wrong with. There was nothing wrong with the drink either. I yawned, and left.

A strip club needs, above all else, a sense of fun. Tonight, this place didn't have one. Try somewhere else first.