Christmas Cheer

It has been awhile since I have been to Seattle, but Christmas brought me back home. After a trying morning of Boxing Day Madness, I felt myself in need of some respite. A little titty in the face, a little booty on the lap should resolve any stress I was feeling so without ado, I hastened to the only club I have found in Seattle where the quality of the dances equals the value of the cash flowing out of my wallet.

Upon entering and making my way to a table, I observed that nothing has changed since my last visit in February, 2015. Drinks are still $5.00 per, or $10.00 for unlimited refills. I opted for the renewable as I intended to be there for awhile. Spoiler alert: If you are from out of state, plan on drinking pop as there is no alcohol allowed in Washington state strip clubs. There were lots of new dancers and a few that I remembered from the old days: Morgan, Bella, Diamond and Monsay were all the ones I recognized from last spring. I had bought dances from Diamond in the past, but considering how hot her body was, I was a little disappointed. I am sure that she is nicer to her regulars as she is very busy, but I am not in there enough to establish much of a relationship with any of the dancers.

There were also a number of dancers that might have been there for awhile, but I didn't recognize their names. After spending some time observing the dancers on the stage, I settled on three whom I thought would be fun. I ended up buying dances from Cream, Essie and Esme. (I'm not sure if I spelled any of those names correctly, but that's what they sounded like. :-) I liked all 3 in part because they were very personable, they sat and spent some time chatting with me, and were in no rush to get me back to the lap dance couches. If your preference is for busty, bootylicious and exotic, then Esme would probably be your best choice. If you like them tall (5'10", 34" inseam--and quite proud of those long legs), then Cream is the girl you want to see. I bought dances from all 3 and believe that you would leave a happy man after having spent time with any of them. One other positive: maybe it was the time of day, or maybe it was because it was the day after Christmas, but dances were reasonably priced. $30 for some hot dances and no attempt to upsell. Last spring it seemed like every dancer I bought a dance from tried to get me to spend $40 per dance and, when I bit, usually produced some pretty lame results. Not this trip, or at lest not from those three.