Ehhh....yeah, well, whatever.

If you're looking for a topless bar with a rigidly structured payment schedule, this is the place. Physical structure is much larger on the outside than the functional parts inside, which occupy less than half of the 2-story building. Walk in through main entrance and up a few stairs into a well-lighted foyer. To the left are restrooms, to the right is an inner door leading to the bar/performance area. No bouncer, no cover charge for initial entry. The bar is a large, horseshoe shaped bar about 10 feet across and 25 feet long, perhaps longer, with a stage and a pole in the center for dancers to perform. The bar acts as a barrier between the dancers and the customers. The place is somewhere between dimly lit and moderately lit in a bluish tint with running neon lights around the walls. There are 3-4 larger screen televisions with surprisingly poor reception playing various sports games that are turned down low (or off) in volume. Patrons site wherever they like at the bar, and waitress, who does not dance, comes around and asks for your drink order. A cover charge of $2 accompanies your first drink order, so if you get a soda, you get a very large glass of Coke for $3 +$2 cover for $5, but you can milk one drink all night if you like.

A shift of about 5 dancers is in constant rotating performance, one at a time, with a minute or two break between dancers. A dancer comes out, clothed in a bikini or halter top, and a pair of small tight shorts or a bikini bottom, dances a song, and then comes around to every single person at the bar one at a time for a $1 tip to place in her garter, bikini, hand, or sometimes, between her boobs if her shirt is off and she requests it. The dancer then returns back to the stage and takes off her shirt, dances another song, and then same as above. Each dancer follows exactly the same procedure every time, and with only one variation, the so-called "basketball" option, which is also the only option that sometimes involves the waitress. Music for dancers is loud but not overpowering.

The "Basketball" option: When you get change for, say, a $20 bill, the waitress will give you 17 "ones" and 3 "Dollar Coins." The waitress (or dancer, depending) may or may not then open up the front of her underwear-free panties, shorts, or bikini bottom in a scoop-like shape and allow you to throw the dollar coin in the basket, to "make the shot" getting a brief (2-3 seconds or less) fully nude frontal look as you do so. To this author, this little game seems somewhat degrading to the girls, but it is what it is. Next time you see your Susan B. Anthony, Sacagawea, or U.S. Presidential Dollar Coin, you can wonder where it has been.