Fluffers: the stories are true

Business brought me to Peoria on a Thursday evening and Friday, so I decided to check out the two area clubs that I had missed in the past: Pulse on the west side of the city (see my previous review) and Fluffers. My late-afternoon visit to Pulse left me sexually unsatisfied, so I ate some Middle Eastern food nearby and then drove about 35 minutes up IL 6 and IL 29 through Chillicothe to Sparland, where I had reason to believe that my itch would be scratched.

Fluffers is located on IL 17 just east of its intersection with IL 29 in Sparland. I had forgotten that the club was BYOB, so I zipped across the Illinois River bridge to the neighboring town of Lacon and bought a fo'ty (actually a twunny-fo') at a convenience store. Thus equipped, I entered the club, paid $10 cover, and sat in a very comfortable chair at an unusually classy table to survey the scene. When I arrived at 9:30 there were only five dancers and maybe three other customers, but by the time I left an hour and a half later the dancer count was up to about seven (five white, two black) and there were probably a dozen or more customers, including several women who seemed to be on dates with their men.

An older white dancer (maybe late 30s) with large fake tits asked me if I wanted to have some fun. Why, yes -- yes I would! We started with two very hands-on lap dances at $20 each and then proceeded to a well-lit and very private VIP room, where she gave me an excellent BBBJCIM. The cost was (I believe) $200, of which $50 went to the house. I could probably have negotiated a better price -- the same service in Washington Park tends to cost around $150 total -- but she was hot and friendly, I had a slight buzz from two beers earlier at Pulse and another at Fluffers, and she was well worth the price.