7th Heaven

7th Heaven appears to be located in the border between a largely residential area and what looks like office parks. A bit unusual, but better than the warehouse/industrial or seedy areas strip clubs are often located in, so no safety concerns parking in the small free parking lot. I went in about 10:30 on a Thursday. Cover charge was $7. The club is small. It’s definitely a lower end, blue-collar type place, but seems clean and well kept. The main club area is one room not much bigger than a large living room. Its almost entirely taken up by a rectangular shaped bar. Beer was $4. The stage is inside the bar. Two dancers rotate onto the stage one at a time. There is no way to tip the dancers while they dance on stage given the distance from the bar to the interior stage unless you throw money at them, and I didn’t see anyone do that. Instead, the tip parade is in full force here. When the dancers come off stage, they walk around the bar and ask you to tip them for their show.

Dancer quality was pretty much across the spectrum, but mostly weighted toward the lower end. There were only 8 or 9 girls working, one or two blacks, the rest white, ranging from 2 to 5, but there were two pretty good looking ones that I would rate as 8s, maybe 9s. One of the 8s approached me after her stage dance and explained the options. There is a $40 nude dance room and a VIP room that is $200 for a half-hour. The half-hour option includes four drinks, two for you and two for her. She suggested that “anything goes” in the half-hour room, but was vague about specifics. There is a counter between the entrance to each room.

There is no negotiating on the dance prices as you pay at the counter before you go in. $40 is way more than I am used to paying for a single dance, but this girl was really pretty hot. She was young, mid-twenties at most, slim but curvy, with puffy nipples on her b-cups that made my mouth water just looking at them, and she had a nice face, so I figured I would go for a $40 dance test drive.