No Suprises

Not really sure there is much to add that hasn’t been said already on here. Me and a coworker in town on business stopped in around 11pm on a Tuesday night. It was either this or Red Parrot but this was closer to where we were at the time. It was exactly as advertised in the previous posts on here. The club was in a well lit area in a strip mall with plenty of parking. When we arrived there were two older ladies with wristbands at the door and an older Hispanic gentleman that they used to get change. There was also a black guy outside which I assume was the bouncer but he just sat in the chair and looked. Paid the $12 cover with no pat down or security search and received a wrist band. Once we entered the older gentleman offered to go get up beer which I declined and settled for a $4 bottle of water. I thought it was being over exaggerated about the darkness of the club but it definitely was not. Once inside I took a trip to a pretty dirty bathroom prior to grabbing a seat near the back wall. There was only one stage surrounded by small tables with each girl dancing for 2 songs then moving to the next. The crowd of customers was about half and half between older white men and younger Spanish men with me and my friend being the only blacks. As promised we were approached at least 3 times within the first 10 minutes but wanted to wait until we had a chance to view all of the talent working that night. There were only 8 girls working and they were all on the lower end of the quality spectrum around 3-5. There was 1 pregnant dancer who was clearly high on something as she was stumbling all over the place and could barely form a sentence. There were also 5 overweight dancers meaning there were only 2 dancers with decent bodies which was very disappointing. Either way after about 20 minutes they did their 1 dollar dances which given the dancer quality wasn’t very exciting. Immediately after that I was approached by apparently the infamous Jeanette. She walked up climb on top of me and grabbed my package before she even introduced herself and asked me if I wanted to fuck. She was way too aggressive so I politely declined. Unfortunately she was the best and only even close to decent looking dancer there. After about another 10 minutes we decided to leave. However before I could get out the door Jeanette walks up and grabs my package again and says why are you leaving, don’t you want to have sex? Again I told her no at which point she became upset and saying things like you think you’re too good to fuck me. Then she proceeds to tell me she was going to give me a discount because I had a big one. After that I just simply left. One thing that was weird to me was that they asked for the wristband back as we left the club as it was just your average paper bracelet you get at any club and could not be reused so it was kind of confusing. Either way long story short, if I’m ever in town again I probably won’t be returning to this club unless there is a major overhaul in the talent they hire as the quality of the girls are just bottom of the barrel.