Not What I Wanted

I looked to a Topless joint just to watch, relax, and maybe chat up a few sexy ladies. Did not go as planned.

The club looks really nice on the inside, the parking is good, and a full bar with bottles of really good stuff for a decent price. You can tell this is probably a happening place for the weekends, and the decor just makes it feel like you are in some place high class. I was there early evening on a Monday, and the place was thin of dancers and customers; yet there were far less dancers.

A previous reviewer mentioned a dancer named Sasha - and if I would have done my homework, I would have saw her coming. Sasha would not take No for an answer. I no sooner got a drink and turned to find a seat, she approached me, and in no time had her tits pressed into my face. She was hot, maybe an 8, but can't hide her age as well (I'd say 30s or 40s). She quickly hit me up for a drink, and let me let my hands wander. In short order, we went back for a private - which run for $20 per and theoretically bikini and a little bit topless. I really got my mileage with Sasha, and I wasn't complaining at that point. After about three songs she whispered we were up to $100 and asked if I wanted to go one more, I let it go because it was pretty hot. We finished that one more and she hit me up for a tip. We went back out for a sit, and started pushing me to do shots. I didn't want any of it, but she kept on me. She then started hitting me up for a ride home, started saying she would give me her number, and I started to not minse words and just started saying no. Finally, she said she would do one more dance with me before she called it a night. I agreed, and we went back. One dance became a couple more, and again HIGH mileage. She again asked if I wanted one more, I said no - she kept going. I reached into my pocket to pay for the dance, and my wallet and a few bills dropped out. By the time I tried to get up, those bills were gone - and so was my hotel key. I tried to be subtle about losing those items, but she kept up with her grinding, and she made a move for my wallet. Then when I said I needed to find my hotel key, she bolted. At this point, I called over the bouncer, told him that I could have lost it and she could have taken it - I stayed out of the way in the main entrance, and in short order the bouncer found it saying it was near the couch (I trust the guy - but I let him know I didn't trust her).

I decided to go back in and have a seat, still hoping to just spend a while watching naked women dance - but Sasha was back. She wanted a ride home, and got pissed when the answer was no. She wanted another dance, and got pissed when the answer was no. She wanted a drink, even called the waitress over without waiting for me to answer and I had to look hard at the waitress with a stern no. She stomped away, tried to work another guy, but was back again shortly - and I had to fend her off again.

I did have a nice time, though short, with Rebecca - a taller, bigger woman (a 5 on the best day but definitely a type); and she did a great 2-for-1 dance that was a true 2 dance long.