Woody's
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81908 Overseas Hwy Islamorada, FL 33036

At least the beer was cold....

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tuscl
Dec 5, 2005, 4:23 AM
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At least the beer was cold. A real lousy place. The dancers are just a bunch of keys area crack heads more interested in talking to some local who might hook them up than they are in earning some cash talking to real customers. the stage is so small that maybe ten guys can sit around the entire outside of it. Lap dances are really air dances as I did finally get a girl to give me one and she stood about 5 feet from me. she was closer to me when she was on the stage. This place could be a gold mine as its the only place for 75 miles either way but they run it like shit. The band was decent. But the whole place sucks. Management needs to learn how to give you SOMETHING for your money instead of being a tourist rip off joint. TOO BAD

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